Here’s your horoscopes!

Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Your ability to do cartwheels in cramped office spaces is trumped only by your ability to violently smash into things. Unfortunately, your demonstration of both these “skills” during an interview last week might have cost you your dream job. Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 2 If you find yourself […]

That’s Your Horoscope for this week, February 2012

By: Joshua Jordon, Dan Cunning  Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Once again this week the campus bully, aptly named “ham-fists”, will greet you with a meaty punch to the torso followed by an atomic wedgie. The good news, relatively speaking, is that while you are writhing in agony, “ham-fists” will admit that, out of all […]